Tuesday, December 31, 2019

Review: Hardcore Twenty-Four

Hardcore Twenty-Four Hardcore Twenty-Four by Janet Evanovich
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Zombies have invaded Trenton!

Bail bond enforcer Stephanie Plum has heard all kinds of crazy excuses as to why FTAs missed their court dates but zombies is definitely a new one for her. After all, zombies are a thing of fiction - or are they? While caring for the 50-lb snake of one of her FTAs, Stephanie and sidekick Lula start to see what appear to be zombies - as Morelli lands a case in which funeral parlor and morgue corpses and murder victims are being decapitated and their missing heads are turning up without their brains.

As hokey as this sounds, it was actually pretty well done, with classic Evanovich humor and themes spread throughout the book. On one side, you had the believers, such as Lula; on the other side, the non-believers such as Stephanie, Morelli and Ranger who, as the book goes on, are forced to accept that zombies truly do appear to be roaming around Trenton searching for new brains. Adding to the supernatural aspect was the reappearance of recurring character Diesel, who seems to be a bit unreal in his own right, and his apparently being somehow connected to the zombies.

This was not great literature but it was one of the better books in the series. The resolution of the zombies was interesting and not entirely far-fetched, though definitely a little gross. The series does have some tired plot points after 24 books, primarily Stephanie's constant inability to keep a car for more than a few days before something happens to it, but at the same time, they are also the comforting blanket that makes this series feel a bit like coming home to visit family.

Overall, a quick, entertaining and at times engrossing book that ultimately touches upon a social issue without being preachy.

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Friday, December 27, 2019

Review: A Gentleman in Moscow

A Gentleman in Moscow A Gentleman in Moscow by Amor Towles
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

2.5 stars This was chosen as our December book club selection for this year. The premise is interesting: In 1922, Count Alexander Rostov is sentenced to live out his life under house arrest at the Metropol Hotel with the promise that if he leaves the hotel, he will be shot to death.

From that day in 1922, we are told the story of Rostov's life as it then unfolded, from his friendships with the hotel's staff, guests and fellow resident, Nina, a young girl of nine when they first meet.

I found I had a really hard time getting into this book. I liked the premise but did not care for the author's whimsical writing style. I found myself wondering quite often why no one questioned why Rostov, a grown man, was spending so much time with a little girl. I also found the lengthy footnotes annoying - why not just include them as part of the story if you are going to go to that much effort to write them?

I will say that Rostov did have a pretty good life throughout the years while living at the hotel as a "former person." I had read there was a major twist at the end and some tear-jerking moments but I didn't find the book to have either - though I did feel the ending was a bit abrupt and left some unanswered questions. Overall, it wasn't a bad book; I did enjoy learning some tidbits about Russia's history and probably would have enjoyed it a lot more had it been written in another style.

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Review: A Gentleman in Moscow

A Gentleman in Moscow A Gentleman in Moscow by Amor Towles
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

2.5 stars This was chosen as our December book club selection for this year. The premise is interesting: In 1922, Count Alexander Rostov is sentenced to live out his life under house arrest at the Metropol Hotel with the promise that if he leaves the hotel, he will be shot to death.

From that day in 1922, we are told the story of Rostov's life as it then unfolded, from his friendships with the hotel's staff, guests and fellow resident, Nina, a young girl of nine when they first meet.

I found I had a really hard time getting into this book. I liked the premise but did not care for the author's whimsical writing style. I found myself wondering quite often why no one questioned why Rostov, a grown man, was spending so much time with a little girl. I also found the lengthy footnotes annoying - why not just include them as part of the story if you are going to go to that much effort to write them?

I will say that Rostov did have a pretty good life throughout the years while living at the hotel as a "former person." I had read there was a major twist at the end and some tear-jerking moments but I didn't find the book to have either - though I did feel the ending was a bit abrupt and left some unanswered questions. Overall, it wasn't a bad book; I did enjoy learning some tidbits about Russia's history and probably would have enjoyed it a lot more had it been written in another style.

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Review: Private Gold

Private Gold Private Gold by James Patterson
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

2.5 Stars. This is another one of the "book shot" novella length books in this series. Set in Johannesburg, the Private office is in shambles and on the verge of closing following the apparent suicide of the office head. Despondent over the death of his boss and friend, investigator Joey Montague agrees to take on one last client: an American woman who has arrived in South Africa to discover her body guard detail has been cancelled.

This book is part mystery novel and part really bad romance novel as Montague helps his client, Isobel Collins, get to the bottom of what is really going on with her husband's company, which she has learned is on the verge of financial ruin. But it quickly becomes apparent someone doesn't appreciate their snooping around!

Fast paced as all the Book Shots seem to be, this was engaging to an extent. Then the cheesiness took over and it sounded more like a bad romance novel. The ending was a bit predictable though it did play out satisfactorily. I would have given this three start if it weren't for the romance angle taking up as much page time as it did, but to be fair, I am not a fan of romance novels. At least this one doesn't have the token widowed person so there's that. And Jack Morgan is barely mentioned so this one can be read as a standalone for those who are curious but don't want to invest in the entire series.

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Wednesday, December 18, 2019

Review: Princess: A Private Novel

Princess: A Private Novel Princess: A Private Novel by James Patterson
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

2.5 stars. Six years after the London games, Jack Morgan is back in England, having been summoned by Princess Caroline to help find her missing friend, Sophie Edwards. Meanwhile, another client of Private's refuses to believe her father committed suicide and asks Private to investigate his death.

This part of the book was good as secrets about all those involved in the two investigations were revealed - and ultimately, intertwined, even if it was a bit predictable and wrapped up about halfway through the book. And then the story shifted gears.

**Spoiler alert** Following the death of employee/former lover Jane Cook at the hands of someone who was introduced in "Royals" (Book Shot, book 12.5 in the series) who I don't remember, Jack's sole focus in life becomes a rage filled quest to "seek justice" for her death, causing Jack to act completely out of character (which was at least acknowledged at one point).

Perhaps if Jack didn't fall in love so dang easily, his life would be a lot less painful. And the female characters in this series would have much longer life expectancies. I find it hard to believe Jane was the love of his life, however, given how easily he believed that in the time since he'd last seen her, she'd started dating someone else. But once she died, it was BAM! Love of his life who he must avenge at all costs. Um, okay.

So that made up the last half of the book: Jack and London PI agency owner Michael "Flex" Gibbon going head to head, leaving a bunch of dead bodies in their wake as they tried to seek out and kill each other: Jack wanting to kill Flex for Jane; Flex wanting to kill Jack for ruining his reputation and therefore his business. It was fast paced and at times exciting, I will give the authors that, but it really seemed out of place unless Patterson has plans to turn Jack into a much grittier character in future books.

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Tuesday, December 17, 2019

Review: Private Delhi

Private Delhi Private Delhi by James Patterson
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

**The version of this book I listened to was "Private: Count to Ten."***

Book 13 in the "Private" series, and yet another one published with two titles, I really just could not get into this one. I assumed a bigger deal would have been made over Santosh having quit his job as head of Private Mumbai and being convinced by Jack to come back and start Private Delhi but it was barely even mentioned.

There were sections of this book I had to go back and listen to more than once because I realized I hadn't been paying attention. And then after awhile, I stopped doing that because I realized I just didn't care. As with the first book set in India, there were too many characters to try to keep track of and the narrator did a horrible job with the women's voices - they were way over-exaggerated (based on my experience of having both male and female friends who are from India), which made them almost cringe-worthy to listen to.

The plot had something to do with organ harvesting and bodies being dissolved in acid, which I believe were two separate story arcs (as I said, I stopped caring/really listening) and were of course resolved by the Private team.

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Review: The Testaments

The Testaments The Testaments by Margaret Atwood
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

3.5 stars. This was this year's dystopian novel selection for book club and though it wasn't that long ago that we read "The Handmaid's Tale," it was long enough I didn't remember how it ended.

The alternating voices of narration annoyed the hell out of me at first because I had no idea who these narrators were or why I was supposed to care about them. I generally don't read what a book is about in-depth before I start to read it, but in this case, refreshing my memory as to how "The Handmaid's Tale" ended and reading the synopsis of this book did help me to start to enjoy it more - especially after I figured out who Agnes really was before it was revealed.

The story does tie up "The Handmaid's Tale" nicely with the history of Gilead came to be and how the various roles of the women were established, primarily the aunts. There were aspects of the story, however, I thought were happening simultaneously so it was a bit jarring to me to learn they were happening at different points in time (particularly Agnes's path to becoming an aunt and Jade's infiltration of Gilead). I also thought the symposium at the end of the book would have made more sense at the beginning but that's just a matter of preference.

Good book overall, but one it took me longer than I would have liked to get into.

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Tuesday, November 19, 2019

Review: Missing

Missing Missing by James Patterson
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

After the last two "Private" books included Jack Morgan as a main character in his overseas offices, this one is back to being more of a standalone as Jack's involvement is pretty much limited to calling Craig Guisto at the Sydney office and asking him to look into the disappearance of long-time client and friend Eliza Moss's missing father, Eric.

Businessman Moss is not the only Private client involved in a disappearance, however. After Craig reluctantly agrees to perform a background check at the request of a walk-in client on a woman they are considering to be a surrogate mother, not only does the surrogate go missing, so does the infant she is babysitting at the time. But when her body is found, she is not the same woman the clients met with in hopes of realizing their dreams of parenthood.

I admit I didn't pay as close of attention to this one as I did some of the others. I just don't find the books without Jack and his L.A. team to be as interesting, even though these characters were previously introduced in the other book set in Australia. I actually had to listen to the last half hour twice and I'm still not entirely sure what exactly happened. It wasn't a complicated plot twist by any means, I just missed something I didn't care enough to go back and figure out.

I did laugh at the beginning when Craig wondered to himself just how good of a "friend" Eliza was to Jack. Jack is quite the ladies man after all! The animosity between Craig and his cousin, police chief Mark, was back but at least it was acknowledged that Craig didn't know why Mark wasn't happy with him this time (because it's a requirement the head of Private and the head of police hate each other, usually due to the untimely death of someone). And this one didn't repeat a previously used story line, so bonus points there.


(This book is also published under the name "Private: Sydney").

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Tuesday, November 12, 2019

Review: Skeletons in the Closet

Skeletons in the Closet Skeletons in the Closet by Jennifer L. Hart
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

3.5 I got this book for free on Book Bub. Generally, I find their offerings to be hit and miss, but I liked this one so much I ordered the box set of the first four books from Amazon and am trying to find a paper version to send to my non-Kindle using mother as I think she would enjoy it as well.

Maggie Phillips is married to a gorgeous retired Navy SEAL and helping to raise his two sons from his first marriage in small town Massachusetts, having relocated upon Neil's retirement from the SEALS. She's happy in her marriage but admittedly wouldn't mind getting out of the house more during the day when everyone is gone. While attending a dinner party, Maggie's best friend "helps" her get a job cleaning the house of the soiree's well-to-do hosts, the Klines. Maggie reluctantly takes the job and ends up the alibi of Mr. Kline after Mrs. Kline is found murdered. Even more reluctantly, Maggie agrees to take on MORE clients as an undercover CI to help the lead detective on the case solve it.

I really enjoyed the character of Maggie and could relate, perhaps a little too well, to the scrapes she found herself in, as well as her sense of humor and sarcasm as she made her way through everyday life. I guessed early on who I thought the killer was going to end up being only to be wrong - as another reviewer said - it was not who you would expect! So that was a nice twist.

I felt the interactions Maggie had with her family were all too real - the characters in this book definitely had human flaws - but I couldn't help but like them. The Phillips seem like people I would want to be friends with.

I did notice a few editing errors, but they weren't bad enough to detract from the overall book, and I did feel it needed to be explained more as to how Maggie came to be "Mom" to Kenny and Josh - is Neil divorced or widowed? Maggie being the only mom the boys knows would imply widowed, but a comment during a fight implied divorced. However, apparently there is a prequel to this book that explains all that. I did find it a bit far-fetched that a housewife would find herself in the middle of a murder investigation in an investigating role, but if Joanne Fluke's cookie baking Hannah Swenson can play cop, why not?

Overall, a fun, quick read with a likable cast of main characters who I am looking forward to visiting again.

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Monday, November 11, 2019

Review: 16th Seduction

16th Seduction 16th Seduction by James Patterson
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

It's been awhile since I read one of these books. I needed a quick read to catch up on my reading challenge for the year and in that respect this one did not disappoint!

Lindsay and estranged husband Joe are enjoying a dinner date when the nearby Sci-Tron building explodes. Among the first law enforcement personnel on the scene, Lindsay is shocked when one of the bystanders confesses to the crime. But, of course, the open and shut case ends up being anything but when it comes time for the trial. At the same time this is going on, Lindsay's best friend, Chief Medical Examiner, Claire realizes what appears to be a couple of heart attack victims actually appear to be murder victims. Though unrelated, as the trial drags on, the body count continues to pile up, putting the WMC into overdrive to solve the two cases - and save Lindsay's job in the process.

I enjoyed revisiting old friends. As I said, it has been awhile so I did forget a few details from the last couple of books, so I was glad for the recaps along the way. Because the case should have been open and shut, however, the story focused more on the ladies individually vs their working together as a whole for most of the book. I was surprised, however, when Lindsay missed a clue that she would ultimately end up landing on to blow one of the cases open. The plot line of how the "heart attack" victims were being murdered was interesting as there was really no rhyme or reason to how they were chosen and because the reader knows fairly early on who the murderer is and how he is getting away with it. Coincidental or intentional, being a long-time Washington resident, I loved that one of the victims was identified as having been from Spokane and her last name was one of Spokane's major streets.

I didn't pick this up for literary greatness so I wasn't expecting any. It was a great way to escape from day-to-day life for a few hours, however, and get one book closer to finishing my 2019 challenge!

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Review: Private Rio

Private Rio Private Rio by James Patterson
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

This book takes place right after "Private Paris" ended but reading "Paris" first isn't necessary: "Paris" ends with Jack preparing to return to L.A. but getting a call from his office telling him his presence is requested in Rio.

The 2016 Olympic games are coming up and Private has been hired to ensure their safety. It has been requested that Jack personally oversee things. Hence, the diversion from Paris. The book then goes into a back story about the 2014 World Cup and how two young children died of a mysterious virus, called Hydra, and also introduces us to Rio's head of office, Tavia, Jack's love interest for this one. The secondary plot is the kidnapping of teenage twin girls, whose parents are also Private clients, who are in Rio doing missionary work under assumed names.

Okay, my biggest beef with this book is that the way I read it, it implies Justine and Tavia are the only employees with whom Jack has ever had a romantic relationship. Um, hello? What about Colleen, the former employee Jack came home from a business trip to find murdered in his bed - the premise for the second book of this series? Though I'm guessing what Sullivan meant, since he wrote that book too, is that Jack vowed not the date another employee after he and Justine broke up for the umpteenth time and Justine moved on.

Also disappointing was the repeat of the "abducted child to get to daddy" plot line. And the token widower; seriously, what is it with this series and widowed characters?! (At least it wasn't Tavia so points there).

Despite those gripes, I did feel this was a pretty good book overall. I liked that even though it didn't take place in L.A., once again Jack was prominently featured and the staff from the L.A. office was brought in as well, making this one, like "Paris" seem part of the series instead of stand alone. The pace was good, though it felt more emphasis was put on finding the twins than securing the games, which made the subtitle feel off.* It was pretty obvious early on why the history lesson involving hydra happened and how that was going to tie into the games. Once the kidnapping was resolved, the climax of the hydra story was pretty riveting - at one point I even found myself yelling "You're not helping, Justine!!" to my thankfully otherwise empty car. And I did appreciate the nod to the London games, which Private also provided security for, not going smoothly - another plot line repeated but at least that was acknowledged!

*The version my library has is "The Games," not "Rio."

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Tuesday, November 5, 2019

Review: Private Paris

Private Paris Private Paris by James Patterson
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

While in Europe, Private owner Jack Morgan decides to make a quick visit to the Paris office to say hello to his old friend and Paris office head, Louis Langlois, before heading back to Los Angeles. His "vacation" is cut short when Louis receives a call from Sherman Wilkerson, one of Private's oldest clients, who has received a frantic message from his granddaughter who is living abroad in Paris. Sherman is afraid something has happened to her and needs Private's help to find her and return her safely to Los Angeles.

Jack and Louis are on the case when Paris's elite start to die - murdered in ways that have to do with their line of work, with a group called "AB16" taking credit for the deaths. Naturally, the police don't want Private to be involved, but since pretty much anyone with money is or was a client of Private, Jack and Louis pretty much just ignore this and do their own thing until the local authorities begrudgingly admit they need Private's help.

The things I liked about this book: though it's not set in L.A., Jack was a main character, making it feel more cohesive to the series rather than a stand alone like the rest of the non-L.A. books. And Louis isn't widowed! Yea! I think he's the only foreign office head who isn't. Louis was also a very likable character and I enjoyed the banter between he and Jack. As always, I liked that there was more than one case they were working on and the book was fast-paced enough to keep me interested.

Things I didn't like: the last book ended with a bombshell in regards to who Jack's on-again/off-again girlfriend and Private L.A.'s second-in-command, Justine, is now dating and that was glossed over with a simple "it's been 6 months" one liner. Also, there were a lot of names to keep track of, which I found difficult to keep straight at times while I was listening.



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Tuesday, October 29, 2019

Review: Becoming

Becoming Becoming by Michelle Obama
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

"Becoming" was this year's celebrity autobiography choice for my book club. It took me a while to get through it, but it was a good read.

I wasn't sure what to expect from a book written by a former First Lady, but was pleasantly surprised to find this wasn't a book about politics. Rather, "Becoming" is a recount of Michelle's life from childhood through meeting and falling in love with Barack through his presidency.

I liked the frank candor in which she told her story. I was surprised to learn about her more humble roots and I found her first impressions of Barack to be hilarious. I love that she didn't sugarcoat her feelings about his political ambitions or the strain his campaigning for lower offices and eventually his two terms as president put on her own ambitions and more than that, their family life. It was interesting to see her initiative for healthier school lunches stemmed from her own daughter and the convenience food lifestyle they had fallen into during the various campaigns.

I did find the section after Barack was elected to be a bit repetitious and at times, it felt like it droned on. It also didn't feel as linear to me as the rest of the book. But as I read what her motivations were and what she and Barack both hoped to achieve, and how Michelle wanted to know the people in the White House as more than employees, I couldn't help but wonder how Melania Trump's autobiography would read and how the permanent staff is being treated now.

Michelle was not shy in her opinion of Trump being elected, so that is sure to offend some people, but those people probably aren't going to pick this up anyway. But she's also very down-to-earth and both humbled and appreciative of the life she has lived, fully admitting that she's been blessed. I don't know if I would have picked it up had it not been a book club book, simply because I generally stay away from anything even remotely pertaining to politics, but I'm glad I read this one.

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Friday, October 18, 2019

Review: Private Vegas

Private Vegas Private Vegas by James Patterson
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

2.5 stars. I would probably rate this book higher if I wasn't breaking my rule about not listening to books in the same series back-to-back-to-back as I likely wouldn't have remembered some of the details. I was excited to see that Maxine Paetro was the co-author of this one as I generally like her books.

But alas, I also like continuity. I'm 99% sure that in the last U.S. based book, Justine, who was a pretty focal character had two dogs, not a dog and a cat. But it's apparently been at least 6 months since that one so maybe those dogs died and she got new pets.

That aside, I was expecting more of this book to take place in Vegas since all the other books have taken place in the location of their title, but this one took place primarily in L.A. As always, there were multiple mysteries taking place here: Private finding their hands tied when two suspects have diplomatic immunity, leaving them free to terrorize women (the part that takes place in Vegas), cars are being blown-up in the area where Jack lives (including Jack's) and Private investigator and Jack's best friend, Rick Del Rio, is on trial for the attempted murder of his ex-girlfriend, prompting Jack's twin brother (who apparently is no longer under investigation for murder? Again, what happened there?) to once again to try to buy out Private and merge it with his company, Private Security. Oh, and one of Jack's oldest clients (both in age and tenure) who he inherited with Private is convinced his trophy wife is trying to kill him.

I liked some things about this book: I really like the team in the U.S. office and they seemed pretty true to character, despite another switch in co-author (Paetro did write one of the earlier books as well). I thought the "class" on how to bag a billionaire husband was hysterical. I honestly did not know which way Rick's trial was going to go so that intrigued me. The part that actually took place in Vegas didn't really seem to flow with the rest of the book and didn't hold my interest that much. But the end, when Jack has his suspicions that Justine has started to date someone else confirmed? Let's just say Jack wasn't the only one who didn't see that coming! I'm looking forward to the next book just to see what happens there.

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Review: Private India

Private India Private India by James Patterson
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

Santosh Wagh is the widowed, alcoholic head of Private India and can't decide between his love the bottle and his not wanting to disappoint his boss Jack Morgan when he gets a call about a murder which makes his choice for him. Not long after the first murder, a second one and then a third and fourth happen, all of which seem to have nothing in common. And then, Jack, who happens to be in India is suspected to be involved in them, which ratchets up the team trying to figure them out, which they of course do. And then there is some weird ending that made me wonder what I missed because it seemed to come out of left field.

So yeah, not my favorite book in this series. I couldn't keep the characters straight and I've come to the conclusion that in order to head up one of Private's overseas offices, you must be a widower. (Or have been involved in some sort of horrible car accident that almost left you widowed).

I don't know how many times I restarted chapters before I finally stopped caring. Maybe if the narrator's voice wasn't so flat, it would have helped, but I just couldn't get into this branch of the agency, which is unfortunate since I see there is another India based book in this series by the same co-author. Hopefully, that one is better!


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Thursday, October 3, 2019

Review: Private Down Under

Private Down Under Private Down Under by James Patterson
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

2.5 Depending on which list you choose to use, this is either book 6 or book 7. Quite frankly, having listened to both, I'm still not entirely sure, but #7 makes more sense unless James Patterson just really doesn't care about continuity in this series.

Anyway, it's the grand opening for Private's latest office, located in Australia. With Los Angeles's second in command, Justine Smith on hand, Craig Guisto is ready to kick things off - which happens sooner than expected when a corpse literally crashes the party through the building's roof. But before the team can really start to look into the young Asian man's brutal murder, Justine gets a call from her sister (who inexplicably lives in Australia, unless I missed that part) that one of her neighbors has been killed, putting the Private team on the trail of two killers. And naturally, as is the norm, Private's involvement is not overly welcomed by the local police.

Okay, what's the deal with all the dead wives in this series? Once again, lead investigator Craig is widowed, setting the stage for his feud with his police officer cousin (a plot device also used in book-3-or-should-it-have-been-4?). This is the second book in which a plot device is redundant (books 1 and whatever number "Berlin" should really be both have fixed sporting events/gambling story lines), and as with my last review makes we wonder if the entire series is going to end up one redundant story after another.

The mystery of why all of Justine's sisters neighbors were being killed was at least interesting and had a nice twist to it. Though why they kept going out alone when they were getting picked off is a bit mind-boggling. The other story was a bit weak though - enough so that I don't entirely remember how it was ultimately resolved, so clearly, it didn't really captivate me that much.

Basically, so far with this series, I'm finding that I'm loving the books set in Los Angeles and the rest are just okay. And with the non-L.A. books "reading" more like stand alone novels than a part of the series, I'm not experiencing the redundancy in the little details issue that usually prevents me from devouring a series straight through like I am this one. So there are pros and cons and overall, I'm enjoying the books enough to continue listening to them.

(This book is also published as "Private: Oz" in some markets).


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Sunday, September 29, 2019

Review: Dishwasher

Dishwasher Dishwasher by Pete Jordan
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

I stumbled across this book while helping with a book sorting project and was intrigued. I was also very surprised that my local library had it, though seeing how much of it takes place in this area does potentially explain that!

At an early age, Pete Jordan realized that the working poor work hard only to stay poor. Figuring he didn't have a chance to break the cycle, he decided not to even bother trying and instead would live the simplest life possible, essentially living as a minimalist well before that was even a thing. Not really a people person, Pete struggled a bit with jobs involving working with the public, until he found his "calling" as a dishwasher while in college. Coupled with his love of maps and exploring cities, Pete set set out on a mission to wash dishes in all 50 states by his 35th birthday.

This was a fun read (until the abrupt ending). I tallied the states as Pete chronicled them to see if he did in fact hit all 50. I looked forward to seeing where he would end up next and found it amusing his "dish dog bucket list" continued to grow as he learned more about the culture behind dish washing.

Infused among his travels are interesting tidbits about the history of dish washers, along with a lot of name dropping of Hollywood actors who have spent time at the sinks. Who knew that Portland, OR was such a mecca for dish washers? Or that it was a woman in Chicago who invented the dishwasher due to being fed up that her servants kept breaking her fine China?

I can see how some people might find this book boring or insipid - I chose to think of it as a lighthearted romp and as a result greatly enjoyed it (again, until the ending, which pretty much sucked). I was glad that the version of the book I had included a preview of his second book, about relocating to Amsterdam, as I felt that gave this one a bit of much needed closure. All in all, though I enjoyed this book enough that I will read his other one as well and have already recommended it to a couple of friends who I feel would appreciate his mindset.

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Review: Looking for Alaska

Looking for Alaska Looking for Alaska by John Green
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

I have seen this book on several banned books lists so I selected it for my book club's banned book for this year. It didn't take long to see why it's been banned!

Tired of his life in public school, Miles "Pudge" Halter convinces his parents to send him to the same boarding school his father attended largely due to all the stories Miles has heard of his father's glory days while attending. Virtually friendless at home in Florida, upon his arrival in Alabama, christened "Pudge" by his roommate ("the Colonel"), Miles quickly becomes a part of the Colonel's circle of friends - ultimately falling for friend and fellow classmate, the troubled Alaska Young.

The book is told in the form of a countdown (138 days before, 129 days before, etc) with the reader not knowing what was being counted down. (Or maybe just me since I didn't read the cover to see what the book was about - hence my surprise it doesn't take place IN Alaska as I just assumed based on the title). As the story unfolded, I had a pretty good of what was going to happen - and I was mostly right as to what that was. The second half starts the clock over, this time counting up instead of down.

The first half of this book really sucked me in, though I found Pudge to be a bit too self-indulging and whiny in the second half. I have not read anything else by John Green, but "The Fault in Our Stars" is on my list, which made me nervous to read this one out of fear I wouldn't like it. The intentional vagueness of the tragic event in the book has left me wondering what really happened to Alaska, as it was meant to; I'm really glad I read the interview with John Green at the end of the book as I felt it made the book stronger to read what his thoughts were as he wrote it.

This book is definitely not a wholesome story but I don't feel it's entirely unrealistic either in terms of students seeing how far they can push their boundaries and wanting to act like adults while they are still in school. Conservative parents will have a hard time with letting their children read this one as will parents who fear their children are super impressionable and will emulate the actions they see other teens partaking in (yes, Dad, I mean you). But it's very well-written and while I can see why it's banned, it's a shame that it is.

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Thursday, September 19, 2019

Review: Private London

Private London Private London by James Patterson
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

2.5 So it turns out this is supposed to be the third book in the series, not the fourth, as a few of the main characters from this book are mentioned in "Games" in a such a way that there is little continuity between the two books and may as well have taken place in different detective agencies rather than the same one. Apparently, for "Games" Patterson and his co-author for that book wanted to go a different direction with the main character? I really don't know but perhaps having the same co-author throughout the series would help.

At any rate, on her 12th birthday, Hannah Shapiro was kidnapped and ultimately rescued by Private owner Jack Morgan just moments after being forced to watch the rape and murder of her mother. Sent to London with a somewhat new identity to attend school and placed in the care of Private's London office, Hannah is finishing her first year of college when she's kidnapped again.

With Jack stuck in L.A. under Federal watch as a material witness in some case that also doesn't seem to have any continuity with the rest of the series (unless I missed something), Jack relies on his head of the London office, Dan Carter (who was supposed to be covertly keeping tabs on Hannah) to get her back. In addition to the kidnapping, there appears to be a serial killer targeting young women and possibly harvesting their organs - which makes finding Hannah seem all that more dire. And the lead detective for the London police just happens to be Carter's ex-wife, Kirsty.

I don't know that I would say this was better or worse than the other London based book. I feel Dan Carter is a stronger character than Peter Knight, however, but in some regards Carter would have been too rough for that story line. The tension between Carter and Kirsty was realistic as they both recalled different elements of their marriage on what would have been their 10th anniversary, but the subplot of the serial killer almost seemed like fluff rather than really adding dimension to the book.

There were a couple of plot twists along the way that made for good listening but I also felt there were too many characters and it was hard to keep them all straight. So after awhile, I stopped trying. While Hannah's and the serial killer's plot lines were wrapped up, there were some loose ends that would indicate the original intent may have been for these characters to reappear so it's a little disappointing that won't happen based on what is revealed in "Games."

Sullivan is the third co-author in the first four books of this series, but is also the co-author in the next one as well so hopefully, "Berlin" will feel like it's part of the series, not more of a stand alone book that has some of the same characters as the books in the series that came before it.



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Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Review: The Return of an Oracle

The Return of an Oracle The Return of an Oracle by D. Rose Taylor
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

3.5 Stars I received this book for free from Amazon thanks to being friends with the author's mother who was helping to promote it. I was then hesitant to read it because what if I didn't like it and my friend asked what I thought?

This is a really hard book to review. Because I own it, it was one I kept setting down to read other (i.e. book club) books and then picked up when I was between other books. So while it took me nearly 7 months to read, it wasn't because I wasn't enjoying it; it was because I had to prioritize other books ahead of it.

My understanding is that it's self-published and that was pretty evident throughout. It would definitely be a much stronger book with some editing help and that did effect my overall rating of the book, though in time I did get used to Taylor's style and that did help the book flow better.

As for the story itself, I loved the premise! In a nutshell, the Greek gods have been laying dormant all these years, reincarnating as humans until they are needed to step back up as gods and save the planet from humans destroying it. That time has come, and Portland State University student Celeste learns she is the oracle destined to find all the gods and return their memories (and therefore their powers) to them.

I generally don't read fantasy novels so perhaps this has been done before. However, it is definitely not a premise of a book I have read before and I was greatly intrigued by it. There were times I wasn't sure if the audience was meant to be young adults or adults, as the writing tended to go back and forth in places, but overall, I really enjoyed the story and found myself wondering which god (or goddess) would be found next and what would happen once they'd all been assembled. And I give props to Ms. Taylor for her research - having been to a monastery in Kalambaka, Greece, I was impressed by how spot on her depiction was.

There was a section towards the end where I felt the book did go a little sideways, though I can't put my finger on exactly what I felt was weird and how it didn't quite jive, but then it seemed to right itself again. It was a fun read, both full of imagination with just enough information about the Greek gods to introduce readers to them (or remind them about!) without it becoming a history book.

My understanding is this is the first book in a trilogy and the cliffhanger at the end definitely had me wanting to message my friend and see if the second book is in the works. Even though I absolutely hate cliffhangers, I loved how this one was written. But given it was late at night, I refrained from asking and now I'm almost afraid to ask out of fear I'll be told there won't be a second book!

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Wednesday, September 4, 2019

Review: Where'd You Go, Bernadette

Where'd You Go, Bernadette Where'd You Go, Bernadette by Maria Semple
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

3.5 stars This one has been on my "to be read" list since 2013 so when it was suggested for one of our book club selections for this year, I added it to the calendar to finally get it off my list.

I'm really not sure how I feel about this book. I certainly didn't hate it, but I didn't love it. Yet I also don't feel ambivalent towards it either. It is the story of Bernadette Fox, once a rising star in the field of architecture who is now a somewhat reclusive house wife married to a star at Microsoft and mother to teen daughter, Bee.

Told in alternating voices mostly in the form of emails between characters, it focuses primarily on preparations for Bernadette and Elgin to take Bee to Antarctica as her reward for getting good grades and the drive for Bee's school to attract "Mercedes Moms" so they can become a better tiered school. Right before their trip is to take place, after a disastrous party for the school, Bernadette appears to vanish without a trace.

At first, the format of the book annoyed me and I wondered if the entire story was going to be told in alternating emails. But then about halfway through, I started to enjoy how the different voices factored into Bernadette's disappearance. It was definitely a unique approach to storytelling that would not work for a lot of books but made sense once it was revealed as to why it was being told in that manner.

As I continued to read, I wasn't sure how I ultimately wanted the book to end, though given the movie has come out, I feel the revised cover sort of gives it away. I still go back and forth with trying to decide if I'm happy with how it ended or if I wish it would have gone another way. I'm not dissatisfied with the ending, but rather, I would like it if there was an alternative ending as well that goes in the opposite direction.



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Friday, August 9, 2019

Review: The Fifth Risk

The Fifth Risk The Fifth Risk by Michael Lewis
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

For the most part, I steer clear of politics. But my friend tore through this one and as that is unlike him, it made me curious enough to read it especially because I have another book by Lewis on my "to be read" list.

I think it is safe to say this is a book Trump supporters will not like. However, I wouldn't necessarily call this an Anti-Trump book per se, in that the events laid out could have been done by any president; it just so happened that Trump is the one who did them. While the point of the book is to point out the pitfalls and consequences of Trump having not had a transition team in place to learn how to run the government, I felt Lewis tried to make this more about the facts than a personal bias.

For me, the book was eye-opening in that it showed me how much I, as your average American citizen, did not know about what some of the major departments (DOD, Department of Commerce) really do vs what I, like most people, just assumed they do. While change is not necessarily a bad thing, the departments looked at in this book are some pretty big ones to not have at least a basic understanding of prior to taking them over! I was definitely turned off after learning some of the things that are acceptable practices (in general and not at all related to the current administration) and fascinated by other aspects (those dealing with the weather, which takes up a good portion of the last half of the book).

Overall, I would say this is a pretty eye-opening look at how the transition from one president to the next typically happens, a good behind-the-scenes look at the day to day operations of the government with a touch of dystopian life thrown in. It's a short book, so it's a pretty quick read but it did make me wonder what the ripple effects of the current administration's disregard for the norm will be down the road.

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Thursday, August 8, 2019

Review: Ocean Beach

Ocean Beach Ocean Beach by Wendy Wax
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

3.5 Stars. I absolutely loved the first book in this series so I was excited to dive into this one as well. While, as another reviewer pointed out, there is nothing wrong with this one, I liked it well enough but I didn't love it. It just didn't draw me in like the first one but I did still want to know how things were going to turn out.

In this book, due to Kyra's filming of the restoration of Bella Flora, the ladies have been offered a pilot for "Do Over," which Lifetime has presented to them as a restoration show, but they soon find out is actually a reality TV show, much to their displeasure. Still, they set out to bring "The Millicent," a house owned by a 90-year old retired vaudeville performer (Max) back to life so he can fulfill his wife's dying wish.

You can't have a reality TV show without drama and the ladies certainly have their share of that - but not necessarily that they want aired for the entire world to see: Maddie's 27 year marriage to Steve is still incredibly strained. Avery still feels the sting of Deirdre's abandonment and does not want to work beside her. Nicole is introduced to a potential client who she hopes will reboot her matchmaking service while being pursued (romantically this time) by FBI Agent Joe Giraldi who doesn't trust the guy. And Kyra is now mom to the infant son of one of the world's most famous movie stars (who also happens to in South Beach shooting a movie) and she immediately butts heads with the Lifetime cameraman, much like Avery did with Chase Hardin in the first book.

In places it felt like there was a formulaic approach happening (potential "hatred to romance" plotline, impending crisis which threatens everything), which was a bit disappointing, though I was pleased when some things didn't turn out the way I was expecting them to based on what happened in "Ten Beach Road." There was also a mystery aspect to this one (what happened to Max's son, who was kidnapped at age 3) and I liked how the ladies managed to find ways to try to figure that out without the watchful eye of the film crew. I also liked how that was the real driving force in Max wanting the house restored. Max's bond with Kyra's baby was incredibly sweet and endearing.

There really was a lot to like about this book. I can see how it would be hard to write a series in which the main characters are restoring houses and keep it fresh. One can only talk about that process so much before it gets old - I know as I've been remodeling my own home while reading these books. I was trying to imagine how "Do Over" would be as a reality show, and quite frankly, I thought it would be pretty boring!

The jokes about Maddie's inability to text coherently became old by the end of the book and there were some things that just didn't ring true: like a famous designer not coming up on a Google search under her maiden name, but when found by searching her married name, articles came up listing her maiden name as well. That had me shaking my head in total disbelief.

Overall, this felt like catching up with old friends, which is a great quality to have in a series! I look forward to see what is going to happen next for these ladies, just with lower expectations than the first book gave me for this one. And if this series were adapted for TV, I'd still totally watch it.

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Friday, August 2, 2019

Review: The Big Kahuna

The Big Kahuna The Big Kahuna by Janet Evanovich
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

2.5 stars. On one hand, this book was what one would expect from this series: campy fun. After listening to the Adam Walsh story, that's exactly what I needed!

On the other, there were a lot of little details that were a bit confusing. I'm guessing that comes from Janet's son being the co-author on this one instead of Lee Goldberg and I'm wondering if Peter read the first five books in this series before agreeing to help write this one.

The premise was good - instead of searching for stolen items or trying to stop a heist, this time Kate and Nick are sent after a missing person. What's supposed to be a quick assignment, basically to keep them from wracking up any more huge expenses for the FBI, turns out to be a case of not only a missing person but also of stolen intellectual property that takes Kate and Nick around the world starting in Hawaii and ending up in Prague. So much for keeping those expenses down!

The book did include the head-shake worthy absurdities that makes this series fun and the descriptions of Hawaii were breathtaking. But other things just did not jive: apparently Kate's boss forgot that Nick's involvement with the FBI is beyond top secret. And Kate apparently forgot that she and Nick have crossed the line into a romantic relationship. There's also a comment Kate makes to her father that actually made me say out loud "Not to mention, he lives with your sister." Apparently, she forgot that too.

I'm not sure if the departure from the regular crew was deliberate or not. Jake was the only one recruited, which was good as it allowed him to get to meet and get to know Nick a little bit...oh wait. That already happened. He's the one who pointed out to Kate she's in love with the man!
Vicky, the Instagram supermodel trophy wife of the missing person, and Kate's cubicle mate, Cosmo, were more annoying than funny and were definitely poor substitutes for Willy and Boyd!

The premise of this series is supposed to be that in order to stay out of jail, Nick has to help catch the FBI's 10 most wanted. Which is genius, in that once Kate and Nick catch one, another moves into that place allowing this series to go on for as long as the authors want it to. And the authors have an out: if they want to end the series, they simply write it so Nick has to go to jail and Kate either gets reassigned or resigns. Hopefully, there will be a book 7 and it will start with Kate or Nick waking up from this book having been a bad dream and the series will get back on track!

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Wednesday, July 24, 2019

Review: Bringing Adam Home: The Abduction That Changed America

Bringing Adam Home: The Abduction That Changed America Bringing Adam Home: The Abduction That Changed America by Les Standiford
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Me: "The book I'm listening to is REALLY pissing me off!"

Friend: "Then why are you still listening to it?!"

Me: "It's really good!"

It seems odd to give four stars to a book that angered me so much but this is a pretty powerful book! As a child of the 70's and 80's, I was aware "America's Most Wanted" host John Walsh had a little boy who disappeared. But as a child, I had more important things to worry about than whatever happened to him. So, it was likely natural curiosity about the little boy I grew up vaguely knowing about that led to this book landing a spot on my TBR list.

On July 27, 1981, Reve (Rev-A) Walsh took son Adam to a lamp sale at Sears. Leaving him to play at an Atari display, she headed over a couple of aisles to pick up the lamps. That was the last time she ever saw Adam alive. Two weeks later, his severed head was found in a drainage ditch; the rest of his body would never be found. For the next 27 (!!) years, Reve and John Walsh would be left to wonder what had happened to their son before finally getting closure in December of 2008, thanks in large part to Detective Joe Matthews.

Joe Matthews was working as a detective in Miami when Adam was kidnapped and murdered. Loaned to Hollywood, he quickly dismissed the prime suspect pegged by lead detective, Jack Hoffman. And that's when things went south. I tried to keep in mind I did not know the bias of this book's author as I listened, but man, was this case bungled after the family friend Hoffman wanted to fry was cleared!

With Adam's severed head as the only physical evidence, the case went cold until 1983 when Ottis Toole, while being investigated for another murder, confessed to killing Adam Walsh as well. This would start off a long series of twists and turns in this case with the end result the same at each one: Toole, despite knowing things that were never made public, was never arrested for nor tried for Adam's murder due to lack of physical evidence. As Standiford stated, it's like the Hollywood police department was going out of their way to prove Toole innocent, even though he would ultimately be revealed to be a serial killer!

Over the course of the years, evidence would be found, "lost," not processed, left out of the case file, etc. Clothes matching the description of what Adam was wearing that fateful day were found where Toole hinted his body may be. They were not shown to John and Reve for identification until 15 years later. The ransom letter from Toole John Walsh had the foresight to copy before handing over to the police was never put in the file. Eye witnesses who did not realize at first they had witnessed the abduction and who could positively ID Toole were dismissed. Crime scene photos were never processed - until Matthews, acting as a private investigator in 2008, asked for copies of them. The list goes on and on. As I told my friend, it's like Hoffman decided that since he couldn't have his way, he took his marbles and went home.

I think the thing that made me the most upset about this is there were no repercussions for the long line of officers who so badly mishandled this case. Standiford speculates that rather than face the embarrassment of having botched this so badly, Hollywood just tried to make it go away (to which I thought "Hey! Solving the case would make it go away!")

As Matthews would ultimately prove, this case could have been definitively solved in 1983. Not 2008. 1983. TWO years after Adam Walsh was murdered. But instead his parents had to wait TWENTY-SEVEN years for closure. I can't imagine the anguish of having someone who has intimate knowledge confess only to never be prosecuted because those in charge of the investigation basically just didn't want to do it (as the book makes it sound). Seriously, how the Walshes did not sue the department is beyond me!

Of course, there is good to have come from this senseless crime with the introduction and passage of several laws surrounding the kidnapping and exploitation of missing children. VICAP was created to assist the FBI. "Code Adam" was enlisted by big box stores to mobilize employees when a child is reported missing. And, of course, "America's Most Wanted" has been instrumental in catching well over a thousand fugitives, included several from the FBI's Most Wanted list. As angry as I am as to how this investigation played out over the years, a part of me can't help but wonder if all this good would have still come if the case had been solved quickly?


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