You know what would be really awesome? It you could deliver that hot guy I was making out with before my alarm clock so rudely interrupted us to my doorstep. Gift wrapping optional. It would also be great if he could tell me what in the world we were doing at summer camp as adults.
I feel I've been pretty good this year, but I have to say I would not object to being a little naughty.
Note to Self: The Universe LOVES to mess with your head. Next time you want a hot make out session for Christmas, specify you mean in your conscious life, not the sub-conscious one.