Thursday, May 5, 2011

He's Just Not That Into You

He's just not that into you online:
He's just not that into you if he's not viewing your profile.
He's just not that into you if he's not winking at you after reading your profile.
He's just not that into you if he's not e-mailing you after reading your profile.
He's just not that into you if he doesn't view your profile after you wink at or email him after reading his profile.
He's just not that into you if he views your profile after you wink at or e-mail him but doesn't respond.
He's just not that into you if he views your profile after you wink at or e-mail him and he sends the generic "thanks, but no thanks" message.
He's just not that into you if you e-mail back and forth a few times and he lets it die out.

He's just not that into you offline:
He's just not that into you if he's not texting, calling, e-mailing, sending carrier pigeons, smoke signals, etc.
He's just not that into you if he's not responding to texts, calls, e-mails, carrier pigeons, smoke signals, etc.
He's just not that into you if he's engaging in playful banter but does not ask you out after a couple of days of said banter (especially true if he's already asked you out once and then cancelled.  Not rescheduled.  Outright cancelled).
He's just not that into you if he asks you out in a way that makes you feel he doesn't really want you to say "yes." (See above item.  Still wondering what the point of that is).
He's just not that into you if he does initiate and/or respond to the above-mentioned forms of communication but never asks you on a date.  (Even if he does hug and/or kiss you hello and good-bye at Meetup events.  Especially a bummer if he's a good kisser).
He's just not that into you if he's dating someone else.  
He's just not that into you if he's in love with someone else, even if she doesn't feel the same way.
He's just not that into you if you are sitting at home watching baseball (Go Braves!) while composing "he's just not that into you" lists.

It doesn't matter who "he" is.  He's just not that into you if you are me.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Question - do you have a picture on your profile? Profiles do better if you have a picture (I tried without one for a while, but when a guy would reply the first question would be - do you have a picture?)

Also; do you have a cute title? Mine was "Always late but worth the wait".

I met my husband on Yahoo.com but only because he answered me FOUR months after I emailed him! I went thru a lot of turds before him. On-line dating is a lot like looking for a really cool job or buying a house - sometimes it takes a while; you are often disappointed but if you strike gold it is all worth it!! :)

Heather said...

Yes, I do. I have a few of them. My title was "Life is good. But it's even better with a partner in crime."

I like the analogy to buying a house or looking for a job. :)