Well, this should be an easy one. I have never had fruitcake, nor do I have any desire to ever try it. Growing up, I always heard it joked that fruitcake was only good for being used as a doorstop. If I am ever given a fruitcake, I will have to test out that theory. I am curious as to whether the dogs would eat it, however, or if they would turn up their noses at it too. It is really hard to say with these two.